Valentine Sniper


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Price:
Free
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Requirements:
x86, x64, ARM
Age:
Age rating
Release Notes:
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Publisher`s description - Valentine Sniper

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'Twas the eve of St. Valentine, and all through the park
Not a trailer was stirring, the whole place was dark
Candles were set on the tables with care
Red hearts and pink roses and candies were there

I parked my Ford pickup and limped to the door
After drivin' a truck for two days, I was sore
I was wantin' some taters and cornbread and beans
I was fixin' to watch CMT on TV

But Erline in her tube top and best Daisy Dukes
Was schemin' and dreamin' up other pursuits
"Tonight is for sweethearts, now be a good spouse
And comb that there mullet, let's hit Waffle House!

Then we'll head up to Walmart for roses and sweets
Pork rinds and corn nuts and other such treats
Jewelry and chocolates, a soft teddy bear
We're goin' to have us a good time, I swear!"

"Now hold on there darlin' this doesn't sound right
I was wantin' to stay home and drink beer tonight
I don't need to show off with no overpriced meals
Or jewelry or flowers or automobiles

I hate this here Valentine's Day, it's so stupid
Watch out heart-shaped candies and chocolates and cupid!
Armed with my shotgun and camouflage gloves
I'll rid this here town of false symbols of love."
 
 
Tags:  " valentine
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